(Legal Note: I did notice black bars across the orange circle on my videos when I checked my slideshow on Firefox this morning. Merry Christmas.)
12:43PM December 23, 2018. Just checking at the library. This program appears to be working well for the moment, at least from here.
So, I needed a slideshow chronology for my 2018 music after all, but the songs I posted were mostly of me in the present, playing songs from past years. I also wanted a function that could skip ahead or back in the slideshow to direct user choices. I've never done it before, but I figured it out, as you can hopefully tell by clicking on the above list of my music MP4's from this year. I'll share it here in this blog first, and see if it works okay. I just added Juice and Gr. Moose from the other night.
(For HTML programmers:) Normally you can change the source of an iframe or an embed tag by simply referring to the desired URL, but the music URL's I've stacked into my slideshow here are merged in an array. I therefore had to refer to each URL by its position in this array in order to reach this slideshow with my statement. It was also necessary to reset the date and self subtracting/adding index variable, along with the URL, according to each and all clicking options, in order to keep their users from inadvertently upsetting the slideshow's delicate chronology when accessing this new function.
Back to everyone, this slide show belongs in my Experiments blog from 2016, but whomever stole it from me six months ago looks smart enough already with all my explanations of my javascript slideshow's logic up to now. And I bet they look talented with those indexes holding those links to all my songs and poems here on Blogger. Pretty evil, especially when the work they're stealing reaches the hearts of the public and tricks them out of their money. I wonder how popular they're going to get from this latest round of my music posts.
Now, this is where I have to get funny because I have to explain why I needed to post those last two songs, which I call my psychedelic twins, Juice and Gr. Moose. It's very important that they stay as a pair because they are a binary algorithm which aliens helped me to fine tune into an intergalactic message of peace. By putting it online and beaming it out into space, we will thwart off a takeover by a superior species. They only enslave the assholes. Believe me, that warm, friendly vibe is important. I know they were aliens because they referred to themselves jokingly as 'gods'. They see everything in binary, and that's why we have genders to all life here. Oh yes, they have a French accent, probably appreciating its verb conjugation, and a surprising number of them are female and not to be confused with muses.
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